Dear Body,
Yes, I put you back on antidepressants and switched your birth control around. I understand that you don't like this sort of thing and that there were bound to be a few snags. But this sore throat and sinus blockage make me think that you've switched off the immune system just to spite me. This is, what, the fourth bug I've caught in the past two months? Ridiculous. You've done better than that all my life, and with final exams creeping up, now is not the time for shenanigans. CUT IT THE HELL OUT.
Rather desperately,
Your Brain.
Yes, I put you back on antidepressants and switched your birth control around. I understand that you don't like this sort of thing and that there were bound to be a few snags. But this sore throat and sinus blockage make me think that you've switched off the immune system just to spite me. This is, what, the fourth bug I've caught in the past two months? Ridiculous. You've done better than that all my life, and with final exams creeping up, now is not the time for shenanigans. CUT IT THE HELL OUT.
Rather desperately,
Your Brain.